What's the goofiest exhaust setup you've seen?

"Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert" (joshuagilbert) 07/10/2014 at 17:44 • Filed to: Lolwut

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Your answer can be mechanical or cosmetic. Comment below with pictures.

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Garrett Davis > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 17:46

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I wanna hear that WOOO WOOOOOO

MazdaMonkey > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 17:46

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Stock exhaust on the E46 m3. Sounds so raspy and tinny, like something is loose and rattling around.

camaroboy68ss > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 17:47

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I've seen dual cutout on a single exhaust,

Cutouts behind the muffler,

Sidepipes where guys cut the rockers off their car to make then fit

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 17:47

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Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > MazdaMonkey 07/10/2014 at 17:49

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Reigntastic > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 17:49

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I can't find it now, but there's an MR2 turbo with a semi style flapper exhaust that is straight piped and exits right out the turbo through a cutout in the engine bay lid. Badass.

Gamecat235 > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 17:50

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A dual-quad (yes, 8) ratty setup on a late 60's VW Beetle. I soooo wish I had a picture of it.

E92M3 > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 17:56

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This

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > MazdaMonkey 07/10/2014 at 17:56

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Lol and idiots still complain about the new M3/4 exhaust. They should all be forced to watch this video.

dogisbadob > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 17:57

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sorry, I had to!

Manuél Ferrari > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment 07/10/2014 at 17:58

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:-(

I like how my E46 M3 sounds. It is tinny but I think it's a lot better than the new car

Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > E92M3 07/10/2014 at 17:58

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ROLLIN COAL YEE-YEEP! 'Merica

TheJWT > Reigntastic 07/10/2014 at 18:10

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Similar to this?

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Manuél Ferrari 07/10/2014 at 18:10

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You like it more? I always thought the stock E46 was too quiet...is yours totally stock?

E92M3 > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 18:13

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He didn't have to cut a 10" hole in his bed just to do that. Besides its funnier when it shoots out the side.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > TheJWT 07/10/2014 at 18:18

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Sweet.

mcseanerson > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 18:26

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Pontiac GTO

Manuél Ferrari > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment 07/10/2014 at 18:32

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Yeah it's totally stock. It is a bit quiet but not too bad. You don't even have to floor it to get some good sounds. If you just accelerate moderately hard that engine screams!

It's not a "beautiful" sound. More of an angry German N/A scream.

wkiernan > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 18:37

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Well maybe not the goofiest but every time I get behind an NC Miata the dual exhaust tips bug me. It's an I-4 dammit! Two tips have got to be costlier than one, so I would be paying more money to get something that weighs more and is entirely useless.

MazdaMonkey > wkiernan 07/10/2014 at 18:40

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A common track mod is switching to a 7 lb race single. Super loud, sounds terrible, but saves 19 lbs!

JGrabowMSt > E92M3 07/10/2014 at 19:19

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I've seen one of these with a 10" pipe exiting rear and center. Just like a butthole.

Just really sad I couldn't get a picture of it.

m2m, apex detective > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 19:38

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I think I fail to grasp the idea and/or appeal behind this.

jkm7680 > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 19:43

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I've seen somebody attempt quad exhaust on a shitty old Nissan or something. Disconnected on one side, and connected to the car. It looked stupid as shit, since one side looked different than the other.

Frank Grimes > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/10/2014 at 20:00

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Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Manuél Ferrari 07/10/2014 at 20:53

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I will say that I do love the way an S54 sounds, I just like them more with aftermarket exhaust haha. Have you see this video?

Its like sex in my ears.

Manuél Ferrari > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment 07/10/2014 at 20:58

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MOTHEROFGOD.GIF

I keep watching it over and over

Now I can't sell the car. I need to make it sound like this

But that means I have to wait even longer to get the next car. No cashing equity out here

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Manuél Ferrari 07/10/2014 at 21:08

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Hahaha. I'm so sorry. Or maybe not ;) Just put straight pipes on it and open up the intake...you'll never want to get out ever again.

Manuél Ferrari > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment 07/10/2014 at 21:10

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This must be done!

Dsscats > mcseanerson 07/10/2014 at 23:59

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So much wut.

Philbert/Phartnagle > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 07/12/2014 at 00:44

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Nothing beats whatever these cars are for goofiest exhaust IMO.

Hanzr > Philbert/Phartnagle 07/13/2014 at 00:12

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Seriously this is def. the goofiest exhaust I've ever seen. Why no one is liking Bosozoku?

Philbert/Phartnagle > Hanzr 07/13/2014 at 00:15

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Aha, Thank you! That's the word I was trying to remember when searching for an example.

Have some ZZ pipes for your efforts.

During the 60's - 70's it was a thing here in the states to jack your car's rear end up too, but I had never seen that taken to this level before now.

Hanzr > Philbert/Phartnagle 07/13/2014 at 01:43

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... And we're complaining about Hellaflush ruining cars... People were more weird then...

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Philbert/Phartnagle 07/15/2014 at 09:11

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I like how these mostly all started with a grain of truth: forward rake gives better grip, then some jackass decided to one up the next guy and went full retard.